A Canadian Soldier was attending some university courses
between deployments. He had completed tours in Bosnia, and just
returned from Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.I'll give
you exactly 15 minutes."The lecture room fell silent. You could hear
a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the prof essor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Soldier got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and punched him; knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat
there, silently. The other students were shocked and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably
shaken, looked at the Soldier and asked, "What the hell is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Soldier calmly replied,
"God was too busy today protecting Canada's Soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole,
so He sent me."
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